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88.6 MHz · STEREO · LIVE
★ BREAKING: Local floppy disk reports feeling "used and discarded" ★ WEATHER: Partly cloudy with a 70% chance of kernel panic ★ STOCKS: RAM up 4K, CPU down 1MHz ★ SPORTS: Annual Defragmentation Championship postponed due to bad sectors ★ TRAFFIC: Delay on the data bus, rerouting via IRQ 7 ★ SCIENCE: Scientists confirm that turning it off and on again fixes 94% of problems ★ CLASSIFIEDS: Lost — 1 cluster, answers to "FAT12", last seen near sector 42 ★